{"id":161,"date":"2016-10-09T12:54:45","date_gmt":"2016-10-09T11:54:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/?p=161"},"modified":"2016-10-09T12:54:45","modified_gmt":"2016-10-09T11:54:45","slug":"ett-litet-telefonsamtal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/2016\/10\/09\/ett-litet-telefonsamtal\/","title":{"rendered":"Ett litet telefonsamtal"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ett telefonsamtal med en person ang\u00e5ende en gemensam f\u00f6delsedagspresent. Hon var iv\u00e4g och handlade medan jag var hemma i ladug\u00e5rden. Med sig p\u00e5 k\u00f6pcentret hade hon sina tv\u00e5 barn och jag m\u00e5ste s\u00e4ga att det var riktigt underh\u00e5llande s\u00e5d\u00e4r p\u00e5 avst\u00e5nd. N\u00e4r det f\u00f6r en g\u00e5ngs skull inte var jag som st\u00e4llde till kaos p\u00e5 allm\u00e4n plats! Ungef\u00e4r s\u00e5 h\u00e4r gick samtalet. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Hon (l\u00e4tt stressad men p\u00e5 gott hum\u00f6r):<\/strong> Jag \u00e4r p\u00e5 HM nu! Om vi skulle k\u00f6pa ett par mysbyxor kanske? Joggingbyxor liksom, han har ju det ibland. Ett sk\u00f6nt plagg!<\/p>\n

Jag (lite skeptisk):<\/strong> Ett par mysbyxor?! Det vill v\u00e4l ingen ha? Nej, vi f\u00e5r hitta p\u00e5 n\u00e5got annat! Vad ser du?<\/p>\n

Hon:<\/strong> \u00d6\u00f6h, skjorta, hatt, keps, skyltdocka\u2026NEJ, L\u00c5T BLI DET D\u00c4R! O herregud, Elin, ungarna f\u00f6rs\u00f6kte h\u00e4lsa p\u00e5 skyltdockan och rev n\u00e4stan ner den! SLUTA, SA JAG, KOM HIT!! Vet du jag tror inte vi hittar n\u00e5got h\u00e4r\u2026. Vad ska vi ta?! ST\u00c5 STILL!!!<\/p>\n

Barn1 (i bakgrunden, mycket artig):<\/strong> Godaaag docka!!<\/p>\n

Barn 2 (glad eller arg, sv\u00e5rt att avg\u00f6ra p\u00e5 telefon):<\/strong> Woaaaa!!<\/p>\n

BRAK!!!<\/p>\n

Jag (road och med begynnande h\u00f6rselskada):<\/strong> Haha, river de hela butiken eller? Du blir nog inte \u00c5rets Mamma du heller verkar det som!?<\/p>\n

Hon (uppgiven och uppjagad samtidigt):<\/strong> Nej du! Det har jag gett upp f\u00f6r l\u00e4nge sen! STOPP!!!<\/p>\n

Barn 2 :<\/strong> Woaaaaa!<\/p>\n

Jag:<\/strong> Men du! Strunta i det d\u00e4r med kl\u00e4der, k\u00f6p n\u00e5n sprit i st\u00e4llet. N\u00e5n fin whiskey eller rom!<\/p>\n

Hon:<\/strong> Ja! Det kan jag ju g\u00f6ra. V\u00e4nta, jag ska bara f\u00e5nga in de h\u00e4r tv\u00e5\u2026 STANNA! STOPP!<\/p>\n

Hon igen(v\u00e4sande):<\/strong>Allts\u00e5 Elin, nu \u00e4r det verkligen Kod 1000 h\u00e4r!<\/p>\n

Jag:<\/strong> Kod 1000? Vad betyder det?<\/p>\n

Hon:<\/strong> \u201dUtrym omr\u00e5det omedelbart\u201d!<\/p>\n

Jag (skrattande):<\/strong> Haha, okej..! Kan du inte muta dem?<\/p>\n

Hon:<\/strong> Jo, jag ska f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka\u2026<\/p>\n

Hon (med en d\u00e4r fj\u00e4skande pedagogiska r\u00f6sten som man tar till n\u00e4r man tror att barnen ska lyssna bara man f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker vara lugn och trygg):<\/strong>KOM HIT NU \u00c4R NI SN\u00c4LLA! VI KAN \u00d6PPNA GODISP\u00c5SEN! JA, DET G\u00d6R VI, DET BLIR V\u00c4L ROLIGT!? LYSSNA NU BARN! VI G\u00c5R TILL SYSTEMET I ST\u00c4LLET!!<\/p>\n

Barn 1 (jublande):<\/strong> Systemet!!!<\/p>\n

Barn 2 (vild och galen, kanske arg?):<\/strong> Woaaaaaa!!!!!<\/p>\n

Jag: <\/strong>Vad \u00e4r det som h\u00e4nder? Brukar de inte vara ganska lugna de d\u00e4r tv\u00e5?<\/p>\n

Hon: <\/strong>Lugna!? Vet du n\u00e4r de var lugna sist?! Jo, n\u00e4r de l\u00e5g i magen!!!<\/p>\n

Hon igen (best\u00e4md):<\/strong> H\u00c5LL MIG I HANDEN! DU KAN JU INTE L\u00c4RA DIG FOLKVETT GENOM ATT BLI P\u00c5K\u00d6RD!<\/p>\n

Barn 2 (l\u00e5ter verkligen j\u00e4ttearg nu):<\/strong> Woaaaaaa!!!<\/p>\n

Barn 1(fortfarande jublande):<\/strong> Systemet!<\/p>\n

Hon:<\/strong> Jag ringer upp sen\u2026.<\/p>\n

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Ett telefonsamtal med en person ang\u00e5ende en gemensam f\u00f6delsedagspresent. Hon var iv\u00e4g och handlade medan jag var hemma i ladug\u00e5rden. Med sig p\u00e5 k\u00f6pcentret hade hon sina tv\u00e5 barn och jag m\u00e5ste s\u00e4ga att det var riktigt underh\u00e5llande s\u00e5d\u00e4r p\u00e5 avst\u00e5nd. N\u00e4r det f\u00f6r en g\u00e5ngs skull inte var jag som st\u00e4llde till kaos p\u00e5…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":338,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[4,3],"yoast_head":"\nEtt litet telefonsamtal - Nys\u00e4ter lantbruk<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/2016\/10\/09\/ett-litet-telefonsamtal\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"sv_SE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Ett litet telefonsamtal - Nys\u00e4ter lantbruk\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Ett telefonsamtal med en person ang\u00e5ende en gemensam f\u00f6delsedagspresent. Hon var iv\u00e4g och handlade medan jag var hemma i ladug\u00e5rden. 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