{"id":218950,"date":"2017-05-14T21:25:22","date_gmt":"2017-05-14T20:25:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/?p=218950"},"modified":"2017-05-14T21:25:22","modified_gmt":"2017-05-14T20:25:22","slug":"skrivus-crampus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/2017\/05\/14\/skrivus-crampus\/","title":{"rendered":"Skrivus Crampus"},"content":{"rendered":"

Symtom\/beskrivning:<\/strong><\/p>\n

”Skrivus Crampus \u00e4r ett tillst\u00e5nd av upplevd of\u00f6rm\u00e5ga att nedteckna ord i diverse litter\u00e4ra sammanhang s\u00e5som bloggar.”<\/p>\n

”Den drabbade uppfattar tillf\u00e4lligtvis skrivandet som mycket sv\u00e5rt i st\u00e4llet f\u00f6r lustfyllt och enkelt.”<\/p>\n

”I vissa fall uppst\u00e5r en l\u00e5sning hos den drabbade som g\u00f6r att denne f\u00f6rvisso skriver men ej finner texterna passande f\u00f6r publicering i litter\u00e4ra sammanhang s\u00e5som bloggar.”<\/p>\n

”Den drabbade upplever frustration och f\u00f6rvirring, tillika ett tillst\u00e5nd av samvetskval inf\u00f6r de personer som f\u00f6rtr\u00f6stansfullt inv\u00e4ntar nya uppdateringar p\u00e5 den drabbades litter\u00e4ra plattform.”<\/p>\n

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Behandling\/botemedel:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Skrivus Crampus botas med n\u00e5gon av f\u00f6ljande metoder:<\/p>\n

”SUITI (stirrande ut i tomma intet) forts. ”i v\u00e4ntan p\u00e5 inspiration”.<\/strong>
\nEn metod f\u00f6r personer som ser skrivandet som en ren konstform som kr\u00e4ver eufori och vemod i lagom blandning samt att planeterna st\u00e5r r\u00e4tt. Sm\u00e4ktande musik och djupt filosoferande kan p\u00e5skynda processen men lika g\u00e4rna f\u00f6rdr\u00f6ja \u00f6nskat resultat.<\/p>\n

TDLDK (Ta Det Lugnt Det Kommer).<\/strong>
\nF\u00f6r den lugne och ej s\u00e4rskilt prestationsinriktade skribenten.
\nDen drabbade b\u00f6r inte \u00e4gna sig \u00e5t n\u00e5got litter\u00e4rt skapande alls, tills han eller hon bara inte kan l\u00e5ta bli att skriva. Behandlingen sker i en milj\u00f6 d\u00e4r den drabbade tvingas fokusera p\u00e5 annat, exempelvis en katastrofzon. Ett tecken p\u00e5 tillfrisknande \u00e4r maniskt skrivande \u00e4ven om m\u00f6jligheterna \u00e4r begr\u00e4nsade. Den drabbade kan i slutfasen ses skriva p\u00e5 pappersn\u00e4sdukar, p\u00e5 v\u00e4ggar, med pennor, pinnar eller bl\u00f6dande fingertoppar.<\/p>\n

APS (Arsle P\u00e5 Stol), \u00e4ven\u00a0kallad Jan Guillou-metoden.<\/strong>
\nDenna behandlingsform inneb\u00e4r ett professionellt producerande av textmaterial av bra kvalitet trots att skribenten egentligen varken vill eller f\u00f6rm\u00e5r. L\u00e5ng erfarenhet av litter\u00e4r produktion, ett starkt pannben samt diverse fusk s\u00e5som sj\u00e4lvskryt och h\u00e4rskartekniker kan\u00a0hj\u00e4lpa den drabbade. Behandlingen utf\u00f6rs i ett tyst arbetsrum med regelbundna avbrott f\u00f6r n\u00e4ringsriktig mat.
\nOm den drabbade \u00e4nd\u00e5 inte f\u00f6rm\u00e5r prestera \u00f6ppnas en v\u00e4lfylld byr\u00e5l\u00e5da alternativt mapp i datorn d\u00e4r redan f\u00e4rdigskrivna texter lagrats f\u00f6r detta tillf\u00e4lle. P\u00e5 detta s\u00e4tt kan den drabbade f\u00f6rneka att Skrivus Crampus existerar och att inspiration och ”s\u00e5dan skit” inte alls \u00e4r n\u00f6dv\u00e4ndigt utan att allt som kr\u00e4vs \u00e4r h\u00e5rt arbete.<\/p>\n

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S\u00e5d\u00e4r. Det blev ett blogginl\u00e4gg trots allt! Tack alla som l\u00e4ser och f\u00f6rl\u00e5t mina sarkasmer och mitt hittep\u00e5trams h\u00e4r i kv\u00e4ll.<\/strong> Men det \u00e4r faktiskt sant. Jag har lite skrivkramp just nu n\u00e4r det g\u00e4ller bloggen men f\u00f6rhoppningsvis sl\u00e4pper det riktigt snart.<\/p>\n

Jag ska f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka med en sorts kombination av de ”behandlingsformer” jag just hittade p\u00e5 och tillsammans med lite v\u00e5rbruk blir det s\u00e4kert bra.<\/p>\n

I morgon drar en ny arbetsvecka ig\u00e5ng och det ser jag fram emot. Allt gott s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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