{"id":219615,"date":"2017-09-03T19:29:05","date_gmt":"2017-09-03T18:29:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/?p=219615"},"modified":"2017-09-03T19:29:05","modified_gmt":"2017-09-03T18:29:05","slug":"man-vet-att-man-ar-bonde-nar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/2017\/09\/03\/man-vet-att-man-ar-bonde-nar\/","title":{"rendered":"Man vet att man \u00e4r bonde n\u00e4r&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Man s\u00e4tter sig i bilen, startar, blinkar v\u00e4nster och undrar varf\u00f6r man inte kommer bak\u00e5t!<br \/>\n<\/strong>En klassiker som de flesta maskinf\u00f6rare r\u00e5kar ut f\u00f6r ibland.<br \/>\nF\u00f6r alla som tycker att det h\u00e4r \u00e4r l\u00e5ter helt vansinnigt kan jag f\u00f6rklara. P\u00e5 lastmaskiner och m\u00e5nga traktorer finns det, enkelt uttryckt, en spak p\u00e5 v\u00e4nster sida om ratten, precis d\u00e4r blinkersspaken sitter p\u00e5 en vanlig bil. Den h\u00e4r spaken f\u00f6r man \u00e5t h\u00f6ger f\u00f6r att k\u00f6ra fram\u00e5t och \u00e5t v\u00e4nster f\u00f6r att backa. Och vanans makt \u00e4r stor! D\u00e4rf\u00f6r tror man ibland att man kan k\u00f6ra med hj\u00e4lp av blinkern i bilen!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Man man inser att man beh\u00f6ver ett &#8221;civil-skal&#8221; till mobilen.<br \/>\n<\/strong>Man sitter uppkl\u00e4dd, tvagad, kammad och fixad och t\u00e4nker att inte \u00e4r det n\u00e5got problem att byta skepnad och se ut som en helt vanlig icke-lantbrukar-person! Man kanske \u00e4r p\u00e5 ett m\u00f6te, en fest eller i skolans lokaler och man k\u00e4nner sig s\u00e5d\u00e4r lite n\u00f6jd. Man t\u00e4nker att f\u00f6r n\u00e5gon timme sedan stod man och skottade skit men det \u00e4r det d\u00e5 ingen som kan ana! Men s\u00e5 k\u00e4nner man&#8230;en doft&#8230;eller en lukt&#8230; Den \u00e4r bekant&#8230;och den \u00e4r r\u00e4tt tydlig. Och man blir lite irriterad!<br \/>\n-Varf\u00f6r luktar det ladug\u00e5rd!?! Jag \u00c4R ju ren och jag HAR ju rena kl\u00e4der!!<br \/>\nSvar: Det \u00e4r telefonen och fodralet som stinker! F\u00f6r man har fortfarande inte skaffat ett civil-skal.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Man kan inte h\u00e4mta sina egna barn p\u00e5 skolan p\u00e5 grund av risk f\u00f6r allergiska reaktioner.<br \/>\n<\/strong>Man ska plocka upp ungarna vid dagens slut och passar p\u00e5 att g\u00f6ra n\u00e5got jobb samtidigt. Med p\u00e5f\u00f6ljd att man anl\u00e4nder till skolomr\u00e5det t\u00e4ckt i skit, jord, br\u00e4nsle eller annat.<br \/>\nBara att ringa och be personalen skicka ut ungarna till n\u00e4rmaste parkering!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ens barn eller man sj\u00e4lv har anl\u00e4nt till fest, skola, m\u00f6te eller idrottsevenemang i traktor.<br \/>\n<\/strong>Jag fick till exempel skjuts av Danne till t\u00e5gstationen f\u00f6rra \u00e5ret n\u00e4r han skulle h\u00e4mta ett lass foderpotatis. Smart!<br \/>\nOch n\u00e4r vi hade barnkalas p\u00e5 bygdeg\u00e5rden och det blev sn\u00f6rekord var det v\u00e4ldig tur att vi hade traktorn. Fullastad med pizza, kakor och ballonger var den lite sv\u00e5rman\u00f6vrerad men hade vi \u00e5kt bil hade vi kanske inte kommit fram alls! Och definitivt inte hem efter\u00e5t!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Det g\u00e5r extra snabbt att raka eller vaxa benen tack vare det s\u00e5 kallade &#8221;st\u00f6velfenomenet&#8221;.<br \/>\n<\/strong>Benen \u00e4r n\u00e4mligen delvis h\u00e5rl\u00f6sa redan. F\u00f6r om man b\u00e4r st\u00f6vlar v\u00e4ldigt ofta blir det ett visst slitage p\u00e5 huden, i alla fall p\u00e5 mig. Resultat: I stort sett h\u00e5rl\u00f6s baksida vad! Perfekt! Bara resten kvar! T\u00e4nk vad jag sparar tid!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Man \u00e4r &#8221;den d\u00e4r bonden&#8221; n\u00e4stan vart man \u00e4n kommer.<br \/>\n<\/strong>-Visst \u00e4r det ni som har g\u00e5rden d\u00e4r i Kovland?<br \/>\n<em>Japp, st\u00e4mmer bra det!<\/em><br \/>\n-\u00c4r det inte du som \u00e4r fr\u00e5n Nys\u00e4ter? Med alla tjurarna?<br \/>\n<em>Jo! Har vi setts? Inte det? Men du k\u00e4nner mig, det var trevligt!<\/em><br \/>\n-Det h\u00e4r \u00e4r Elin, hon \u00e4r LANTBRUKARE!<br \/>\nJ<em>a! K\u00e4nns det inte p\u00e5 lukten fr\u00e5n mitt telefonfodral s\u00e5 vet ni det nu! Hej, hej, det \u00e4r jag som \u00e4r bonden!<\/em><br \/>\n-Jag tycker jag k\u00e4nner igen dig! Visst \u00e4r ni med i Nyhl\u00e9nsHugosons-reklamen?<br \/>\n<em>Jo, precis! Vi st\u00e5r i givakt jag och min man p\u00e5 diverse kartongskyltar i matbutikerna. Den p\u00e5 Ica Maxi \u00e4r lite bucklig, men jo, det \u00e4r vi!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Jag har l\u00e4rt k\u00e4nna s\u00e5 m\u00e5nga trevliga m\u00e4nniskor tack vare att de \u00e4r nyfikna p\u00e5 mitt jobb! Och dessutom ger det m\u00e5nga tillf\u00e4llen att ber\u00e4tta om svensk mat och lantbruk. Men lite skr\u00e4mmande \u00e4r det att vi b\u00f6nder b\u00f6rjar bli s\u00e5 f\u00e5 att vi n\u00e4stan \u00e4r exotiska..!<\/p>\n<p><strong>N\u00e5v\u00e4l, jag gissar att alla yrken har n\u00e5got liknande. Kul \u00e4r det i alla fall med olika saker som man l\u00e4gger sig till med tack vare jobbet!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-219620\" src=\"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/app\/uploads\/2017\/09\/sned-tand.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"960\" height=\"720\" \/><\/p>\n<p>S\u00f6ndagskram fr\u00e5n Nys\u00e4ter!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man s\u00e4tter sig i bilen, startar, blinkar v\u00e4nster och undrar varf\u00f6r man inte kommer bak\u00e5t! En klassiker som de flesta maskinf\u00f6rare r\u00e5kar ut f\u00f6r ibland. F\u00f6r alla som tycker att det h\u00e4r \u00e4r l\u00e5ter helt vansinnigt kan jag f\u00f6rklara. P\u00e5 lastmaskiner och m\u00e5nga traktorer finns det, enkelt uttryckt, en spak p\u00e5 v\u00e4nster sida om ratten,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":338,"featured_media":219620,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[97,41,62,40],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v19.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Man vet att man \u00e4r bonde n\u00e4r... - Nys\u00e4ter lantbruk<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/2017\/09\/03\/man-vet-att-man-ar-bonde-nar\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"sv_SE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Man vet att man \u00e4r bonde n\u00e4r... - Nys\u00e4ter lantbruk\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Man s\u00e4tter sig i bilen, startar, blinkar v\u00e4nster och undrar varf\u00f6r man inte kommer bak\u00e5t! 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