{"id":219662,"date":"2017-09-10T14:53:28","date_gmt":"2017-09-10T13:53:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/?p=219662"},"modified":"2017-09-10T14:53:28","modified_gmt":"2017-09-10T13:53:28","slug":"nar-mitt-har-nastan-brann-upp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/2017\/09\/10\/nar-mitt-har-nastan-brann-upp\/","title":{"rendered":"N\u00e4r mitt h\u00e5r n\u00e4stan brann upp"},"content":{"rendered":"

Det h\u00e4r med h\u00e5r allts\u00e5.\u00a0T\u00e4nk om man hade modet att raka av sig alltihop! S\u00e5 enkelt och l\u00e4ttsk\u00f6tt!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ig\u00e5r h\u00f6ll mitt h\u00e5r p\u00e5 att brinna upp. P\u00e5 riktigt.<\/p>\n

S\u00e5h\u00e4r var det. Jag skulle f\u00e4rga h\u00e5ret p\u00e5 grund av gr\u00e5tt. Elias hade hj\u00e4lpt mig att v\u00e4lja en r\u00f6d nyans. Folk s\u00e4ger att jag inte\u00a0passar i r\u00f6tt h\u00e5r men det skiter jag i nu. P\u00e5 grund av tjurig.<\/p>\n

Ungef\u00e4r s\u00e5 h\u00e4r ser jag ut.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

L\u00f6rdag kv\u00e4ll och allt var bra.\u00a0<\/strong>En skv\u00e4tt vin i glaset, potatisen p\u00e5 kokning, country p\u00e5 Spotify och\u00a0j\u00e4ttestora plasthandskar p\u00e5\u00a0elva\u00e5rig dotter. Allt gick fint och hon var duktig och noga med att f\u00e5 f\u00e4rg p\u00e5 alla gr\u00e5a str\u00e5n. Men pl\u00f6tsligt stannade hon upp. Den behagliga skalpmassagen avtog och ungen gav upp ett illvr\u00e5l!<\/p>\n

”Mamma, h\u00e5ret blir alldeles varmt!” skrek hon.<\/p>\n

”\u00c4h, vad\u00e5 varmt?” sa jag, st\u00e4llde undan glaset och k\u00e4nde lite f\u00f6rsiktigt med min icke-handskbekl\u00e4dda hand.<\/p>\n

Jo, h\u00e5ret var tokhett!!!P\u00e5 fullaste allvar! H\u00e5ret var j\u00e4ttevarmt d\u00e4r hon hade gnuggat in f\u00e4rgen, som att det blivit n\u00e5gon sorts kemisk reaktion!
\nJag kammade lite med fingrarna och provdrog i h\u00e5ret och efter en stund svalnade det igen. S\u00e5 vi fortsatte. Men det gick bara n\u00e5gon minut s\u00e5 h\u00e4nde samma sak igen. Fast v\u00e4rre!<\/p>\n

Ojojoj, vilket kaos. H\u00e5ret var hett. Matilda blev r\u00e4dd. Matilda skrek att h\u00e5ret b\u00f6rjade lossna. Jag k\u00e4nde p\u00e5 h\u00e5ret. H\u00e5ret var verkligen varmt. Matilda visade handskarna. Handskarna var fulla av l\u00f6sa h\u00e5rstr\u00e5n. Jag drog i h\u00e5ret. H\u00e5ret lossnade! Jag sprang till duschen och sk\u00f6ljde ur alltihop det fortaste jag kunde!<\/p>\n

Jag har verkligen ingen som helst aning om vad som h\u00e4nde. Men jag kan s\u00e4ga att jag har mailat Schwarzkopf nu, eller vad de heter, och klagat.
\nAtt det blev v\u00e4rmeutveckling \u00e4r det inget tvivel om. Det d\u00e4r med att h\u00e5ret lossnade kan eventuellt vara mitt vanliga h\u00e5rsl\u00e4pp, det \u00e4r lite oklart. Men det var inte kul! Och h\u00e5rfanskapet \u00e4r fortfarande gr\u00e5tt!<\/p>\n

M\u00e5ste nog ringa fris\u00f6r-Sandra snart. Men jag \u00e4r r\u00e4dd att hon ska sk\u00e4lla p\u00e5 mig f\u00f6r det h\u00e4r med permanenten! Fast det tror jag inte att hon g\u00f6r f\u00f6rresten. Sandra \u00e4r sn\u00e4ll. Men hon kommer nog att kamma h\u00e5ret med mycket bekymrad min och sedan lyfta n\u00e5gra slingor och liksom v\u00e4ga dem i handen och f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka hitta de r\u00e4tta orden. Hon kommer inte att hitta de r\u00e4tta orden. Hon kommer att \u00f6ppna munnen och ta sats… och sedan st\u00e4nga den igen. Sedan lite hurtigt f\u00f6resl\u00e5 att vi kanske bara ska toppa lite? Om jag nu inte vill snagga?<\/p>\n

Alternativet \u00e4r att f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka bli kompis med n\u00e5gon fris\u00f6rstudent som beh\u00f6ver ett hoppl\u00f6st fall till tidernas sv\u00e5raste examensprojekt. D\u00e5 kanske jag kan f\u00e5 en billig h\u00e5rf\u00f6rl\u00e4ngning ocks\u00e5!<\/p>\n

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Folk s\u00e4ger att jag inte\u00a0passar i r\u00f6tt…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":338,"featured_media":219665,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[4,100,41],"yoast_head":"\nN\u00e4r mitt h\u00e5r n\u00e4stan brann upp - Nys\u00e4ter lantbruk<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/2017\/09\/10\/nar-mitt-har-nastan-brann-upp\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"sv_SE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"N\u00e4r mitt h\u00e5r n\u00e4stan brann upp - Nys\u00e4ter lantbruk\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Det h\u00e4r med h\u00e5r allts\u00e5.\u00a0T\u00e4nk om man hade modet att raka av sig alltihop! S\u00e5 enkelt och l\u00e4ttsk\u00f6tt! 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