{"id":219744,"date":"2017-09-24T08:20:27","date_gmt":"2017-09-24T07:20:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/?p=219744"},"modified":"2017-09-24T08:20:27","modified_gmt":"2017-09-24T07:20:27","slug":"nu-blire-naket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/2017\/09\/24\/nu-blire-naket\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu bli’re naket!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Nu ska jag ber\u00e4tta om min h\u00f6ft som h\u00f6ll p\u00e5 att g\u00e5 av h\u00e4romdagen.<\/strong> Just nu g\u00f6r den n\u00e4stan inte ont alls tack och lov men det var v\u00e4ldigt sm\u00e4rtsamt samma kv\u00e4ll som det h\u00e4nde.<\/p>\n

Roten till allt \u00e4r den h\u00e4r killen.<\/p>\n

Visst ser han lite l\u00f6msk och skyldig ut!?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Fast egentligen \u00e4r det v\u00e4l jag sj\u00e4lv som \u00e4r roten till alltihop. F\u00f6r att jag felaktigt st\u00e4llde honom\u00a0i en f\u00e5lla med \u00e5tta andra kalvar som skulle s\u00e4ljas.<\/p>\n

Jag hade allts\u00e5 f\u00f6rberett f\u00f6r kalvf\u00f6rs\u00e4ljning och livdjursk\u00f6paren kom. <\/strong>Vi lastade alla djur som skulle med, sorterade bort den h\u00e4r som skulle vara kvar och tog en annan i st\u00e4llet. Sedan skulle vi flytta tillbaka honom till boxen d\u00e4r han h\u00f6r hemma och det skulle ju g\u00e5 smidigt och bra eftersom vi var tv\u00e5.<\/p>\n

Jag k\u00e4nde mig lite dum som hade tagit ut fel kalv och m\u00e5ste byta och h\u00e5lla p\u00e5\u00a0s\u00e5 jag t\u00e4nkte att nu f\u00e5r det inte blir n\u00e5got mer strul h\u00e4r! Snabbt och l\u00e4tt skulle de g\u00e5. Men kalven hade uppenbarligen helt andra planer…<\/p>\n

Jag f\u00e5ngade in honom med ett fast grepp om huvudet. Jag h\u00f6ll fast och kalven k\u00e4mpade emot. Jag kr\u00e5nglade med grimman och r\u00e4tt som det var gjorde han ett kast och sprang. Jag v\u00e4grade f\u00f6rst\u00e5s att sl\u00e4ppa s\u00e5 jag \u00e5kte med!<\/p>\n

Man t\u00e4nker alltid, att det ska v\u00e4l inte vara s\u00e5 f\u00f6rbannat sv\u00e5rt att h\u00e5lla fast ett djur som \u00e4r s\u00e5 d\u00e4r litet!<\/strong>\u00a0Han v\u00e4ger inte mer \u00e4n h\u00f6gst 150 kilo, och det \u00e4r en ganska liten kalv det.<\/p>\n

Men 150 kilo \u00e4r mycket n\u00e4r det finns vilja och r\u00f6relseenergi med i bilden.
\nJag har ocks\u00e5 en massa vilja men jag v\u00e4ger ju inte ens h\u00e4lften s\u00e5 mycket. S\u00e5 vad h\u00e4nde? Jo, jag h\u00f6ll mig fast som en \u00a0blodigel med separations\u00e5ngest och kalven rusade iv\u00e4g i full fart. T\u00e4tt f\u00f6rbi det h\u00e4r foderbordet..!<\/p>\n

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Vi kan s\u00e4ga som s\u00e5 att det tog stopp n\u00e4r min h\u00f6ft slog i l\u00e4ngst ut p\u00e5 kanten. Tv\u00e4rstopp! Och satans j\u00e4vlar vad ont det gjorde!<\/p>\n

Livdjurskillen undrade hur det gick och jag k\u00e4nde mig som en vekling. \u00a0En fullst\u00e4ndigt oduglig bonde och kalvbrotterska. S\u00e5 jag skakade lite p\u00e5 mig och sa n\u00e5got i stil med: \u201d\u00c4h, det gick bra! Gjorde v\u00e4l lite ont men inte \u00e4r det n\u00e5gon fara med mig inte! Inte alls. En s\u00e5 kallad hullskr\u00e5ma bara!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Men ni kan tro att jag vr\u00e5lade inombords! Skrek k\u00f6nsord och gr\u00e4t efter mamma och allting! Men det skulle jag s\u00e5klart aldrig ha erk\u00e4nt d\u00e4r och d\u00e5!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Till slut fick vi fast kalven och lyckades bogsera den till r\u00e4tt box. H\u00f6gst motvilligt. Han ville inte samarbeta en enda sekund!
\nOch s\u00e5 h\u00e4r ser jag ut nu.<\/p>\n

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Men det g\u00f6r ingenting f\u00f6r det g\u00f6r n\u00e4stan inte ont alls. Bara n\u00e4r jag g\u00f6r hastiga r\u00f6relser eller g\u00e5r in i m\u00f6bler med sj\u00e4lva bl\u00e5m\u00e4rket. Samt n\u00e4r jag s\u00e4tter mig ner eller reser mig upp. D\u00e5 \u00e4r det l\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5ngsamma r\u00f6relser som g\u00e4ller! Och s\u00e5 st\u00f6nar jag till lite s\u00e5d\u00e4r som \u00e4ldre m\u00e4nniskor g\u00f6r ibland. Det \u00e4r lite som att praktisera som 103-\u00e5ring!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  Nu ska jag ber\u00e4tta om min h\u00f6ft som h\u00f6ll p\u00e5 att g\u00e5 av h\u00e4romdagen. Just nu g\u00f6r den n\u00e4stan inte ont alls tack och lov men det var v\u00e4ldigt sm\u00e4rtsamt samma kv\u00e4ll som det h\u00e4nde. Roten till allt \u00e4r den h\u00e4r killen. Fast egentligen \u00e4r det v\u00e4l jag sj\u00e4lv som \u00e4r roten till alltihop….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":338,"featured_media":219749,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[21,41,40],"yoast_head":"\nNu bli're naket! - Nys\u00e4ter lantbruk<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/2017\/09\/24\/nu-blire-naket\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"sv_SE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Nu bli're naket! - Nys\u00e4ter lantbruk\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"  Nu ska jag ber\u00e4tta om min h\u00f6ft som h\u00f6ll p\u00e5 att g\u00e5 av h\u00e4romdagen. 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