{"id":221835,"date":"2018-11-28T02:05:44","date_gmt":"2018-11-28T01:05:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/?p=221835"},"modified":"2018-11-28T10:53:28","modified_gmt":"2018-11-28T09:53:28","slug":"saker-jag-inte-kan-med","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/2018\/11\/28\/saker-jag-inte-kan-med\/","title":{"rendered":"Saker jag inte kan med"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ni vet de d\u00e4r sm\u00e5 sakerna som man bara inte kan med. Som kanske \u00e4r tramsiga men som man \u00e4nd\u00e5 irriterar sig p\u00e5 s\u00e5 man n\u00e4stan kan riva skinnet av sig! H\u00e4r \u00e4r n\u00e5gra av mina!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Begagnade strumpor.<\/strong> Jag tycker att livet \u00e4r alldeles f\u00f6r kort f\u00f6r att ta p\u00e5 sig samma strumpor tv\u00e5 dagar i rad. Jag har ingen direkt fotsvettsfobi eller s\u00e5 men jag tycker banne mig att jag \u00e4r v\u00e4rd att dra p\u00e5 mig ett par rena strumpor varje morgon utan undantag. Det \u00e4r en sk\u00f6n k\u00e4nsla helt enkelt. En bra start. Att b\u00f6rja dagen med ett par beggade \u00e4r verkligen inte trevligt!<\/p>\n

Enarmskramen.<\/strong>\u00a0L\u00e5t bli bara, ska vi s\u00e4ga s\u00e5? Okej, om du \u00e4r genuint glad att se mig men b\u00e4r p\u00e5 n\u00e5got som du verkligen inte kan st\u00e4lla ifr\u00e5n dig kan det m\u00f6jligen g\u00e5 an. Annars inte.
\nEnarmsskramen, s\u00e4rskilt om den \u00e4r stel och innefattar minimal kroppskontakt uttrycker ju bara att man kramar n\u00e5gon fast man egentligen inte vill. Och vill man inte s\u00e5 ska man l\u00e5ta bli. Nej, mig kramar man ordentligt, annars f\u00e5r det hellre vara. En riktig kram med tv\u00e5 armar och inget trams. Annars skakar vi hand ist\u00e4llet. Eller ger en high five. Eller nickar och s\u00e4ger hej bara. Det g\u00e5r bra det med. \u00c4r absolut att f\u00f6redra om en eller b\u00e5da inte \u00e4r beredda att kramas rej\u00e4lt.<\/p>\n

Lite f\u00f6r kallt duschvatten.<\/strong>
\nDuschvatten ska vara sk\u00e5llhett. S\u00e5 hett att man n\u00e4stan inte st\u00e5r ut. Ljuvligt! \u00a0Om det \u00e4r bara n\u00e4stan tillr\u00e4ckligt varmt men inte riktigt blir jag s\u00e5 sjukt irriterad! Bl\u00e4\u00e4! Ett bortkastat duschtillf\u00e4lle.<\/p>\n

Lite f\u00f6r kall mat.
\n<\/strong>Samma som med vattnet. Varm mat ska vara varm. T\u00e4nk de g\u00e5nger man hastat i sig en lite f\u00f6r d\u00e5ligt uppv\u00e4rmd \u00e4rtsoppa till exempel. Inte bra. Och frustrationen n\u00e4r man efter l\u00e5ng bilk\u00f6rning stannar till och k\u00f6per en korv p\u00e5 macken, bara f\u00f6r att uppt\u00e4cka att den inte riktigt \u00e4r s\u00e5 varm som den borde vara. H\u00f6vva!<\/p>\n

En ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r man.\u00a0<\/strong>
\nFolk som har det h\u00e4r i sin dialekt kan komma undan med det men varf\u00f6r har det spridit sig som en l\u00f6peld genom hela landet? Att s\u00e4ga en ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r man?! ”Om en g\u00e5r l\u00e4ngs v\u00e4gen kan det h\u00e4nda att en st\u00f6ter ihop med n\u00e5gon en k\u00e4nner”<\/em> Heter det inte.\u00a0”Om man<\/strong> g\u00e5r l\u00e5ngs v\u00e4gen kan det h\u00e4nda att man<\/strong> st\u00f6ter ihop med n\u00e5gon man<\/strong> k\u00e4nner”<\/em> Heter det. Punkt. (Att skriva pungt ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r punkt \u00e4r en annan s\u00e5n spr\u00e5kgrej men den tar vi vi inte ens upp).<\/p>\n

Fl\u00e4rpen p\u00e5 mj\u00f6lkpaketet.<\/strong>
\nFast den finns v\u00e4l inte p\u00e5 mj\u00f6lkpaketen nu f\u00f6rresten? Det \u00e4r v\u00e4l bara skruvkorkar? Fast p\u00e5 fil finns den. Jag pratar i alla fall om fl\u00e4rpen i h\u00f6rnet som man drar av och \u00f6ppnar paketet med. Drar av allts\u00e5. Tar bort. Helt. Sl\u00e4nger i soporna! Att bara n\u00e4stan dra av den och l\u00e4mna den h\u00e4ngande \u00e4r en styggelse. \u00c4ckligt \u00e4r det ocks\u00e5! Bort med den bara. Bort!\u00a0Danne!!<\/p>\n

Vad irriterar ni er p\u00e5?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ni vet de d\u00e4r sm\u00e5 sakerna som man bara inte kan med. Som kanske \u00e4r tramsiga men som man \u00e4nd\u00e5 irriterar sig p\u00e5 s\u00e5 man n\u00e4stan kan riva skinnet av sig! H\u00e4r \u00e4r n\u00e5gra av mina! Begagnade strumpor. Jag tycker att livet \u00e4r alldeles f\u00f6r kort f\u00f6r att ta p\u00e5 sig samma strumpor tv\u00e5 dagar…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":338,"featured_media":221998,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[4,3],"yoast_head":"\nSaker jag inte kan med - Nys\u00e4ter lantbruk<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/2018\/11\/28\/saker-jag-inte-kan-med\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"sv_SE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Saker jag inte kan med - Nys\u00e4ter lantbruk\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Ni vet de d\u00e4r sm\u00e5 sakerna som man bara inte kan med. 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