{"id":222289,"date":"2018-12-22T21:19:35","date_gmt":"2018-12-22T20:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/?p=222289"},"modified":"2018-12-22T21:22:53","modified_gmt":"2018-12-22T20:22:53","slug":"21-vad-sager-de","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/2018\/12\/22\/21-vad-sager-de\/","title":{"rendered":"21: Vad s\u00e4ger de?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bondebloggens julkalender: ”Visste du detta om svenskt lantbruk?”<\/span><\/h2>\n

Enligt den gamla folktron fanns det ju tomtar som st\u00f6kade runt p\u00e5 g\u00e5rdarna och h\u00f6ll ordning p\u00e5 saker och ting. <\/strong>Som tack f\u00f6r hj\u00e4lpen ville de ha gr\u00f6t p\u00e5 julafton och om de inte fick det s\u00e5 str\u00f6p de en ko eller slog in en spik i hoven p\u00e5 en h\u00e4st eller n\u00e5got.
\nMan trodde \u00e4ven att lucianatten var magisk f\u00f6rr. Att det var mycket oknytt i farten och att djuren kunde prata just den natten.<\/p>\n

Ibland skulle man ju bra g\u00e4rna vilja veta vad de s\u00e4ger. Eller r\u00e4ttare sagt vad de skulle s\u00e4ga om de var mer som oss m\u00e4nniskor.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\n-H\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4j Linda! Hur g\u00e5r det? Str\u00f6ml\u00f6st i Fiaten igen eller?! K\u00f6per de aldrig n\u00e5 nytt batteri va? Ta och rappa p\u00e5 nu s\u00e5 vi f\u00e5r n\u00e5n halm n\u00e5n g\u00e5ng! Skynda!
\n-Neeej!! \u00c4r du s\u00e4ker p\u00e5 att det \u00e4r s\u00e5 d\u00e4r kl\u00e4mmorna ska sitta!? T\u00e4nk om det exploderar nu!! Hahaha, kolla grabbar, nu blev hon lite nerv\u00f6s fast hon egentligen vet precis hur det ska vara med plus och minus och poler och kl\u00e4mmor, hahaha!!<\/p>\n

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\n-MUUUU!!! Mitt namn \u00e4r Jocke och jag \u00e4r jobbig, kortbent och ganska tjock! Men jag \u00e4r st\u00f6rst, b\u00e4st och vackrast trots att jag f\u00e5r raggig gubb-p\u00e4ls p\u00e5 vintern. S\u00e5 det s\u00e5! De som inte h\u00e5ller med om att jag \u00e4r typ kung \u00f6ver alla kungar, eller som man s\u00e4ger i italienska maffian, \u201dcapo di tutti capi\u201d, allts\u00e5 bossarnas boss, ska f\u00e5 se p\u00e5 annat. Jag kan till exempel s\u00e4tta in huvudet under bakbenen p\u00e5 er och lyfta er tills ni ber om n\u00e5d!<\/p>\n

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\n-Kan jag f\u00e5 lite mer mj\u00f6lk, sn\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4lla!? Jag har n\u00e4stan inte f\u00e5tt n\u00e5nting och det var s\u00e5 gott och tog slut \u00e5 himla fort! Bara en liten skv\u00e4tt? Lillen?! Miniskv\u00e4tten?!<\/p>\n

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\"\"-Sirpa!! Det luktar d\u00f6kalv! Skynda dig och flyg hit innan kadaverbilen kommer!<\/p>\n

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\"\"-Allts\u00e5 Fiona, du m\u00e5ste bara se det h\u00e4r! Jag k\u00e4nner verkligen att vi kommer trivas s\u00e5 sjuuukt bra! Det h\u00e4r trodde man inte n\u00e4r man stod d\u00e4r ute i sn\u00e5lbl\u00e5sten och v\u00e4ntade p\u00e5 att det skulle bli klart. Unbeliiiievable! Titta liksom p\u00e5 planl\u00f6sningen! S\u00e5 \u00f6ppet och liksom\u2026spati\u00f6\u00f6st, heter det s\u00e5?! Och kolla vid foderbordet, det h\u00e4r gillar jag, vattenkoppar! Man har ju druckit en del ur b\u00e4ck p\u00e5 sista tiden om man s\u00e4ger s\u00e5, hehe.. Men nu ska vi sippa koppvatten tjejer! Kom igen!<\/p>\n

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\"\"-Oj, \u00f6h, vad g\u00f6r du h\u00e4r? Vi vill inte ha folk h\u00e4r precis nu om du f\u00f6rst\u00e5r\u2026Allts\u00e5 det h\u00e4r \u00e4r privat. Vi \u00e4r p\u00e5 dejt! Jalla ut, h\u00f6rs hej.<\/p>\n

\"\"-Jo det \u00e4r en ny typ av yoga. J\u00e4ttebra f\u00f6r bogen faktiskt. Vad\u00e5 rivit ner plankan!? Har vi v\u00e4l inte gjort! Och att jag borde bete mig som en normal kviga!? Hahaha, sk\u00e4rp dig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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