{"id":222742,"date":"2019-03-05T23:09:04","date_gmt":"2019-03-05T22:09:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/?p=222742"},"modified":"2019-03-05T23:18:20","modified_gmt":"2019-03-05T22:18:20","slug":"inte-det-lattaste-att-frisera-damer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/2019\/03\/05\/inte-det-lattaste-att-frisera-damer\/","title":{"rendered":"Inte det l\u00e4ttaste att frisera damer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Efter m\u00e5nga \u00e5r i lantbruket hade jag fortfarande aldrig klippt n\u00e5gra n\u00f6tkreatur. I \u00e5r var f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen och nu har jag f\u00e5tt k\u00e4nna att jag lever.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lurviga dikor och str\u00f6brist ledde till att vi ville klippa korna i \u00e5r. F\u00f6r att de l\u00e4ttare ska h\u00e5lla sig rena och fina. Nu n\u00e4r det \u00e4r v\u00e5r i luften om vartannat beh\u00f6ver de inte vinterp\u00e4ls \u00f6verallt. Och s\u00e4rskilt inte om p\u00e4lsen blir skitig. D\u00e5 g\u00f6r den inte s\u00e5 mycket nytta.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-222743 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/26\/2019\/03\/klippa.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"960\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/26\/2019\/03\/klippa.jpg 960w, https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/26\/2019\/03\/klippa-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/26\/2019\/03\/klippa-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>F\u00f6rst var jag taggad och glad.<\/strong> Vi har f\u00e5tt ta \u00f6ver en rej\u00e4l klippmaskin fr\u00e5n Dannes pappa s\u00e5 jag k\u00e4nde mig v\u00e4l rustad f\u00f6r uppdraget (det h\u00e4r var f\u00f6r n\u00e5gra veckor sedan). Jag bar ner v\u00e5gburen som vi har i Hangarn och allt gick \u00f6ver f\u00f6rv\u00e4ntan. Trevliga, nyfikna kor som g\u00e4rna kom och tog sig en titt. Jag sl\u00e4ppte in en i buren och st\u00e4ngde. Slog p\u00e5 klippmaskinen och testade ett drag&#8230;. Inget h\u00e4nde. Sk\u00e4ret var alldeles f\u00f6r sl\u00f6tt s\u00e5 det tog n\u00e4stan ingenting. Bl\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4 vad tr\u00e5kigt n\u00e4r man vill komma ig\u00e5ng med n\u00e5got!<\/p>\n<p>Efter lite efterforskningar f\u00f6ll det sig s\u00e5 smidigt att en annan bonde fr\u00e5n trakten skulle komma hem till oss. Han erbj\u00f6d sig genast att l\u00e5na ut sin klippmaskin. Han \u00e4r s\u00e5dan, Svenne. V\u00e4ldigt enkel och hj\u00e4lpsam p\u00e5 det viset. Det sitter liksom inte fast. Men tror ni hans maskin fungerade d\u00e5? Nej!! Men d\u00e4remot hade han vassa sk\u00e4r som jag fick l\u00e5na. Perfekt!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-222744 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/26\/2019\/03\/klippa2-e1551823720314.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"477\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/26\/2019\/03\/klippa2-e1551823720314.jpg 380w, https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/26\/2019\/03\/klippa2-e1551823720314-239x300.jpg 239w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Suddig bild, kan visa v\u00e5gburen n\u00e4rmare en annan dag.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Sedan dess har vi klippt kor, Linda och jag. Och det har g\u00e5tt bra ibland och mindre bra andra g\u00e5nger. I b\u00f6rjan var det enkelt att driva in dem f\u00f6r m\u00e5nga kom dit av sig sj\u00e4lva. Kvar blev de misst\u00e4nksamma och lite mer nerv\u00f6sa damerna. Och nu till sist de tjuriga, griniga matronorna som minsann inte alls kan t\u00e4nka sig att st\u00e4lla sig i n\u00e5gon bur. De fintar, backar iv\u00e4g fr\u00e5n drivg\u00e5ngen, v\u00e4grar g\u00e5 eller f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker trycka sig mellan buren och v\u00e4ggen. D\u00e5 blir man tr\u00f6tt.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jag lovar att dessa kor kan dra fram alla k\u00e4nslor en m\u00e4nniska kan ha.<\/strong> De \u00e4r som norska prinsessan Mette-Marit.\u00a0<em>&#8221;Locker framm hele spektratt!&#8221;\u00a0<\/em>som Haakon sa i sitt br\u00f6llopstal. Jag har b\u00e5de skrattat och gr\u00e5tit bland djuren de h\u00e4r veckorna. \u00a0Njutit av att jobba n\u00e4ra och svurit l\u00e5nga barnf\u00f6rbjudna ramsor n\u00e4r jag har blivit sparkad. Ibland har jag glatt kallat dem &#8221;tjejerna&#8221; och ibland har de varit &#8221;tjuriga, vr\u00e5nga j\u00e4mtlandstanter&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kor allts\u00e5&#8230; jag som trodde jag hade lite koll p\u00e5 boskap. Men hondjur&#8230; Som ska friseras&#8230; Giv mig styrka.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-222745 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/26\/2019\/03\/dikon.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"960\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/26\/2019\/03\/dikon.jpg 960w, https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/26\/2019\/03\/dikon-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/26\/2019\/03\/dikon-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Nu \u00e4r det n\u00e4stan klart.<\/strong> En envis rackare kvar i stora gruppen och i den lilla beh\u00f6ver de nog inte klippas alls. Sk\u00e4ren p\u00e5 maskinen \u00e4r rej\u00e4lt sl\u00f6a men de bl\u00e5m\u00e4rken jag har f\u00e5tt i processen h\u00e5ller tack och lov p\u00e5 att blekna bort. Snart i m\u00e5l med andra ord!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Efter m\u00e5nga \u00e5r i lantbruket hade jag fortfarande aldrig klippt n\u00e5gra n\u00f6tkreatur. I \u00e5r var f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen och nu har jag f\u00e5tt k\u00e4nna att jag lever.\u00a0 Lurviga dikor och str\u00f6brist ledde till att vi ville klippa korna i \u00e5r. F\u00f6r att de l\u00e4ttare ska h\u00e5lla sig rena och fina. 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