{"id":232001,"date":"2022-08-29T23:59:11","date_gmt":"2022-08-29T21:59:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/?p=232001"},"modified":"2022-08-30T12:17:31","modified_gmt":"2022-08-30T10:17:31","slug":"om-man-maste-valja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.atl.nu\/nysater\/2022\/08\/29\/om-man-maste-valja\/","title":{"rendered":"Om man m\u00e5ste v\u00e4lja!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pest eller kolera? Fendt eller John Deere? Covid eller apkoppor? H\u00e4r \u00e4r en s\u00e5 kallad ”this or that-lista” fast p\u00e5 \u00e4kta bondevis. H\u00e4ng p\u00e5!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Morgonlag\u00e5rn eller kv\u00e4llskollen?\u00a0<\/strong>
\nMorgonlag\u00e5rn.<\/p>\n

Testa elst\u00e4ngslet med handen eller kl\u00e4mma fingret i l\u00e5ssprintring?\u00a0<\/strong>
\nAj, elst\u00e4ngslet.<\/p>\n

Bara k\u00f6ra traktor eller bara sk\u00f6ta djur?
\n<\/strong>Bara sk\u00f6ta djur.<\/p>\n

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Tjurar eller dikor?\u00a0<\/strong>
\nGaaaah, vad sv\u00e5rt. Tjurar.<\/p>\n

Vattenl\u00e4cka eller trasig utg\u00f6dsling?\u00a0<\/strong>
\nTrasig utg\u00f6dsling, lite mindre panikartat.<\/p>\n

Bli p\u00e5kommen sjungandes Bohemian Rhapsody i peltork\u00e5porna eller k\u00f6ra fast riktigt klantigt precis vid stora v\u00e4gen?<\/strong>
\nSjungandes i k\u00e5porna. Man \u00f6verlever.\u00a0”Mama……oooohhohooo, didn’t mean to make you cry….!”<\/em><\/p>\n

Klippa kor eller klia kor.
\n<\/strong>Klippa, s\u00e5 sjukt kul!<\/p>\n

Sakna handbroms eller sakna handgas?<\/strong>
\nSakna handgas.<\/p>\n

Kaffe eller te i fikarummet?
\n<\/strong>Kaffe.<\/p>\n

Jearsey eller fj\u00e4ll?<\/strong>
\nLika jobbiga b\u00e5da raserna (och lika s\u00f6ta) men v\u00e4ljer fj\u00e4ll av husfridssk\u00e4l.<\/p>\n

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N\u00f6tk\u00f6tt eller fl\u00e4skk\u00f6tt?
\n<\/strong>N\u00f6t. \u00c4lskar grisar men n\u00f6tk\u00f6tt vinner i l\u00e4ngden.<\/p>\n

Quornfil\u00e9 eller sojaf\u00e4rs?\u00a0<\/strong>
\n\u00c5, herregud… jamen sojaf\u00e4rs d\u00e5.<\/p>\n

Frusna hydraulkopplingar hela vintern eller ingen AC hela sommaren?
\n<\/b>Ingen AC. Min sommartraktormilj\u00f6 \u00e4r\u00a0begr\u00e4nsad till hjullastare med \u00f6ppna\u00a0f\u00f6nster.\u00a0
\n<\/b><\/p>\n

Alltid ha lite f\u00f6r tajta arbetsbyxor eller aldrig mer ha st\u00e5lh\u00e4tta?\u00a0<\/strong>
\nAldrig mer st\u00e5lh\u00e4tta, man blir ju \u00e4nd\u00e5 alltid trampad ovanf\u00f6r.<\/p>\n

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R\u00f6tt eller vitt vin efter jobbet?\u00a0<\/strong>
\nR\u00f6tt som oxblod.<\/p>\n

Lantbruksresa med storstadsbor eller storstadsresa med lantbrukare?\u00a0<\/strong>
\nStorstadsresa med lantbrukare. Det andra k\u00e4nns som en alltf\u00f6r mentalt tr\u00f6ttande resa.<\/p>\n

Sopa foderbord eller diska hinkar?\u00a0<\/strong>
\nSopa foderbord.<\/p>\n

\u00d6ppna tio rundbalar med sl\u00f6 kniv eller trassla upp en bal med n\u00e4t \u00e4nda in till mitten.\u00a0<\/strong>
\nKan \u00f6ppna tjugo balar med skruvmejsel om jag slipper inbalat n\u00e4t.<\/p>\n

Tombstone eller Brokeback Mountain?<\/strong>
\nBrokeback Mountain.<\/p>\n

Vakthund eller chefsgris?\u00a0<\/strong>
\nChefsgris!<\/p>\n

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